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Since there car at home, a very recurrent fight I have with my mother is that she does not like to walk very fast , you alter the nerves, turns on the passenger seat where it can, as they tick, and asks very sulphurous me that the speed down.

One day, for example, we were her, my grandmother and I headed for Yumbo to visit relatives on the trip I fucked all the way to go down to the speed you, "Daddy, lower," "Daddy, lower "" Daddy, turn it down " said. "Calm down ma ',' ma quiet, quiet ma," he answered. And my grandmother quiet.

The road was in perfect condition, we went on and the speed did not exceed 100 kilometers per hour.

I randomly so that my reaction was hard to answer, I said let me handle quiet, not tell me anything else and if not, that could well take the keys and keep driving it, that I returned Cali no matter for we were already halfway.

This time the discussion stayed there, but one day, talking to my sister and other relatives, went up the subject and my mom told us that she does not like you drive fast because you never know what can happen and, above all, because suddenly, and I quote his own words, "gets a flat tire."

I was between laughter and rage that argument, why do you always have to think, and generalize because I know that this is the most moms-that something bad will happen? One must be cautious, yes, be careful what they wish, but what will come out a tire? So, Mom, if we kill out a tire, period, go one at a speed that is. We kill.

A recent ad says that moms are the future, and may be true, but, as she said "the paspi Suso," that is "interesting but debatable." Perhaps that power only serves mediums when it comes to bad things. Why go and say, "Son, do not worry about not having studied for the part, something tells me you're going to win," No. Insurance does not happen.

Instead they see you studying all week, staying out late, and partial day they tell you: "ay millet, leave half an hour earlier, one does not know what might happen, What if the bus is vare ?. " And you do not listen to them and who has fixed the bus yard, a late and not let him enter the partial file. Also applies to robbery, twisted stand, showers and, who would imagine, for situations involving the tires of the car.

recently took my sister to work well at 5:50 am, everything seemed normal, went all the "Simón Bolívar", the speed was just a way that requires just as important as this and after spending several days, Julito was talking about the royal wedding, for me that I was enjoying the Prince Harry, but do not hold anyone, "then suddenly I see that the car was in front of us very sharply elusive unidentified element served as a barrier across the middle of the road. I, as I had no opportunity view at a considerable distance to avoid at all costs, I ended up stepping on one of the front wheels which proved to be a rock the size of a cantaloupe and as deformed as the face of Valencia Cossio. The punctured was fixed. My sister took a taxi to work and I stayed there to drift.

"Julian Think, think!. What would a brilliant mind at a time like this? "I thought as I was discouraged. It is not my fault that my mind does not cast ega after having built to make it bright.

What was, ah? I never played, I had never been so well grounded. I was once very punch-o at least so they said, but within wheels was my first time. Nor have I eaten a gordita, as if to say he knew something about handling tires. But no, my experience with all types of tires, as I said, was invalid.

I thought of calling my friend Lozano, who has always liked the "barbie-Chon", but when I got the phone this was downloaded. He would not ignite. It could not be more wrong: pinched and held incommunicado. Oh, and without bathing, it remained to be without money. And then, well, the door was the coins that I give people to take care of me the car. With that punch me, right?

case. I tried and tried but the phone did not ignite. I asked Dr. House, the only God in whom I trust with my eyes closed, "but nothing, would not start.

5 minutes, only 5 minutes of battery needed to call the insurance. But it was impossible. I looked at around and saw some puestico even those that sell minutes, which is why you'll hit a calvazo the next you hear say that such things are on every corner. I

people who are bitten by the self-sufficient and does not like to ask favors of strangers, do not even like talking to strangers, if you greet them, nor look at them, nothing. Unless it is an old well good, of course, there indeed will I do everything just by looking. But that is another matter.

said I do not like asking for favors to people who do not know, but at this juncture, in this painful situation, but that was not to look as good people and ask a passerby to lend me his cell phone for a moment.

was not easy, I know, for me and for the other person. Nobody expected that, having got up early in the morning, a stranger approaches you with face-no-I went to ask you borrow a cell phone while you just want to quickly pass the bus that takes you to work.

had no choice, so we did: I approached a man, told him what I had passed, I had downloaded the cell phone and call the insurance needed to come for me, or something. The man at the beginning was a little skeptical but eventually handed me his cell with some fear. And with good reason, then, what was happening to me was nothing more than a BlackBerry. There

turned to thank my God has made me a fan of Deportivo Cali. Yes, thank goodness I'm from Cali and I have swollen face American. The physical features of the "sugar" inspire, above all, a lot of confidence, but instead an American ... well, let well. Just hope you do not get me wrong, I'm not saying that all scarlet fans are thieves. No. I have good American friends and I know it's not their fault they were born with that problem in the head, over time I learned to understand, just that, giving me the freedom to accommodate a phrase from my friend Daniel Samper Ospina, it is important to note that if While not every American fan is a thief, a thief is a fan if all American. But let's not stray from the subject.

sure, which I called the number it had in the glove compartment, and they said that since the time it was, I could provide mechanical assistance, but the towing service. I told them that no matter who it was, the important thing was out of it soon.

By hanging I wanted to make a joke man I had borrow the phone: I thought about making the feint of running away but then I thought about it and decided against it, now you can not make these graces, for minor things have been stripped more than one, and I'm still not age exit at "Q'hubo." I can imagine the headline: "doubly pinched" or "it broke after puncturing a tire, now her mother broke down in tears." It definitely was not time or place or time to give me the funny.

So I armed myself with patience, the old insurance told me that the crane arrived about an hour and I had to find a way to make that expected least boring as possible. What I did was stand next to the car and see other cars as they passed.

suddenly became a traffic cop out there and stuck there approached me to ask what had happened:

"I came over here by the Simón Bolívar and a very large stone that was fucking in the middle of the street, I stabbed the llantica "I said.

- Have you got a flat stone? Huy, who the very queer stone was crushed to joke with his play on words chimbo. Insurance clown had breakfast that day.

The traffic policeman noticed that I did not like his attempt to joke because I did not say anything only me and just look ugly. Then he turned serious:

- What rim? He asked.

- Which tire? "I replied coldly.

"The Replacement.

"There in the car. I have 5, do not see?

-No.

"There are: two forward, three steps back. There are any posts, let me say, are re-posts.

The fool that at the beginning of that joke laughed so silly but then seriously told me to try to punch faster, to look all the congestion that had armed my fault. I told him good, I explained that to me was not fun to be there can be at home sleeping and told him the crane he was to come.

Pasadita came when the crane operator greeted me very kindly, did what he had to do and within a couple of minutes and we were on the way home. In my house my mom.

Arriving first thing I did was go home and put a pot load that I have as a cell, then I called my mom and told her what had happened.

"What was, Mom, I poked in the car.

- What did you say?

"I'll be poked in the car, Mom.

"Tell me harder.

- May Pitch in the car!

- What?! He cried in alarm.

"Oh, yes I understand, right? "Definitely one hears what he wants to hear" that poked me in the car, Mom, click the word "fuck the wheel turned."

- But how?

Then he narrated the details of the case, said he had called the lift and not to worry about already in the house.

"Oh good," he said change the tire.

- How to change the tire so I maybe I do that? Also, what tire I'm changing, where is the other?

"The spare is there under the car.

- Under the car? I asked between skeptical and wondering "how is going to be a tire under the car? Is he not rather in the cellar?

"Oh man, do not be stubborn that is there, underneath. Carolina saw the day we did the survey in the car, she said, lean over and see, "Carolina is a friend of hers from work, who, if true what my mom says, I mentioned tickets here for Ahuevo. How can he say that the tire was underneath?

To me it made me very strange that, but since I know nothing about cars, I gave him the benefit of the doubt I was happy to find the tire that allegedly was under the car. I bent down on one side, on the other hand, once, twice, but nothing, I did not see anything. Have stolen it, I thought, do not miss the little man in the parking lot stealing spare tires that are under the cars, that sure is swell American, or political.

Then I went to be that usually get me out of adverse situations how are you, "the Fi"-to tell new readers pronounced "fai" and I will not say who it is because in many past issues I have mentioned. Pretend it is my brother, confórmense with it.

I went to the house "Fi", which is just around the mine and taking into account the seriousness of the matter-I had to go to university, I was in the painful duty to wake him and ask him to help me punch and out. By then it was the 8:30 am or so.

The "Fi" as usual was fully prepared to help with that, I woke up just stepped out of bed and together they came to my house to see how we did. He opened the cellar and pulled out-I do not know where he had never seen it in my car, everything you need to make this delicate operation in the car. He took a cat, a spider, a kit emergency, who would imagine, even a spare tire.
have to unscrew the wheel, in most cases you want to change, it is not recommended to the other, there are data-pull, lift the car with the cat-which, incidentally, should be a mechanic, do not believe that neither the "cat" Smith, or the "cat" Arce, who is also a friend of this house, be able to lift a car on their own, "remove the tire, put spare lower the car with the jack screw in the new and clever. Simple. And I even learned the steps. I was made

lulo despinchandas on, so much so that when I pass, if you do not know about the topic, feel free to call me a go and advisers. No matter where you are, no matter the spare tire, do not worry that if they do not have it, we tell the "cat" Arce to go to the nearest parking lot and steal a car that some have below. For my readers anything.

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"... is an important archaeological discovery in 1976. It's a late Pleistocene human settlement in southern Chile. 14,800 years ago a small group of people lived near the present city of Puerto Montt in the vicinity of Maullín River. Its archaeological remains were exceptionally well preserved natural causes fortuitous that allowed the formation of the site. [1]

In 1997, after verification of data by a group of scientists, recognizing it as the most American former inhabited by human beings who were able to verify this, the discovery ended Clovis Consensus defended by late settlement of the Americas and new ideas began as the early settlement ... "link

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Majes Siguas II project that should start today, was suspended by a decision of the Superior Court of Cuzco, which indicate that water studies and environmental impact are inadequate and therefore freezes all activity relating to that project.
Resolution No. 192 issued yesterday, also says that there are serious technical defects and standard which is a serious threat to the constitutional rights invoked.

For his part, Chairman of the Regional Government of Cusco, Aqto. Acurio Jorge Tito, said the reason prevailed in the defense of water resources Apurimac River basin.

"emphasize the scope of the single vote of Judge Mario Hugo Silva, in the sense that these studies, namely the Environmental Impact Assessment and Comparison of Supply and Demand in the basin of the Salado River Apurimac, become by the time there incomplete insufficient water deficit, recommending further studies and geological assessments geoestructurales meeting, "the Regional Chairman.

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The director of National Defense of the Cusco Region Yauri architect Cesar Bustos, helps carry dannificados Paucartambo Kosñipata district, which suffered the consequences of flooding of the river Pilcopata.

was immediate aid and relief to more than 95 affected families, which received at the hands of the representative of National Defense, 500 roofing sheets, 500 blankets, polar, 50 shovels, 200 colochones, 100 folding beds, 50 tents, 25 trucks, 200 nets and 60 drums of water.

has provided himself is 5 thousand gallons of fuel for the work of desilting and limpeza road.

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With the presence of President Jose Mujica, will be held Tuesday February 15 at the Hall of Lost Steps of the Legislative Palace, from the time 19, the launch ceremony of the bicentennial of the Revolution of Independence Rio de la Plata. Will speak Mujica President and Minister of Education, Ricardo Ehrlich.

been announced the presence of former president Luis Alberto Lacalle (1990-1995), Jorge Batlle (2000-2005) and Vázquez (2005-2010), members of the honor of the bicentennial commission.

Former President Julio Maria Sanguinetti (1985-1990 and 1995-2000), also a member of the commission of honor, will not attend because they were in Spain. Sanguinetti went summoned as a member of the Board of Trustees Carolina, an institution that finances American students in English universities.

In today's event will be officially presented the honor committee composed of former presidents, the official program of the celebrations and the Bicentennial web page.

will also be given a document containing information on the 200 official activities confirmed for this year. This is an open agenda which will be complemented by proposals arising from various stakeholders during the course of the year. Mercedes.

The festivities begin on Sunday 27 in the city of Mercedes, Soriano. On Monday 28, from the time 8.30, will develop the commemoration of the Grito de Asencio, in the same place where 200 years ago began the process of emancipation East.

Later, when 10.30, on the same site, the Chamber of Deputies held a solemn meeting to commemorate the historic date.

Both activities (Sunday 27 and Monday 28) concur Mujica Chairman, Council of Ministers, national authorities and departmental and diplomatic representations, among others.

From hour 17, figures representing all flows that make up the broad spectrum of Uruguayan popular music will be presented free on three scenarios deployed in different parts of the city of Mercedes. In addition, each scenario will have a culinary center and an area where recreational activities take place.

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Sunday February 27 we will caravan to Mercedes to celebrate the bicentenary of the Grito de Asencio.

call on the fellow with the vehicle to travel with other Uruguayans to visit the park's remarkable alarm and participate in the festivities organized by the City Department of Soriano.

At 16:00 hs. we meet the Uruguayans of Department 20 in the Independence Plaza next to the Mercedes Asencio monument with flags and banners.

are waiting !!!!!

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Joby Talbot - The Kiss Piano

(A year ago I wrote what some categorized as the best ever seen in this space. As a memorial to publish it again for you to read those who have not done and remember those whom they love. Needless to say, if the post definitely does not like this is not a blog for you. Hope you will enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing ) .

D fter postpone surgery so that I did as a child, and seeing that it was becoming later: I prepared myself mentally and I told my mom asked me an appointment with a specialist in penises.

I asked him to ask among friends for a urologist to whom I could leave my future in his hands, literally. Then, a few days later, my mother already had happy contact doctor.

It was Dr. Juan Carlos Erazo, Urologist Surgeon at the University of Chile, who serves on the Clinical Imbanaco here in the city of Cali.

7:00 a.m.

"Hello

-Q 'there, have you raised? -Was my mom

- No!

- What do you think to get up?

"No ma, I'm usually always asleep before getting up, and even though I try, I have not been able to develop that skill
millet
"Well, it is raising

- Why? Not that today was the appointment with the urologist

- Yes! And it is at eight, so it is raising "heard? C is in the tower, here I hope ... And not if you happen to be late.

She was already there. Not because it is a feverish schizophrenic arrives an hour before their appointments, but because in those days was doing some therapy on the same site.

7:15 a.m.

- Hello!

-Q '"and got up there?

- Oh no!

-See Julian: the appointment is for eight. Not going to be late because I should say. This Doctor is very busy. Well



10 minutes later

- Hello!

-Q '"and got up there?

"If Mrs.

- and you bathe?

-Ahh Do you also have to swim?

He said nothing and hung up.

Incredibly, and against all odds I could get there in time. I will not deny that I was a little cautious, scared shitless "Who does not? I had appointments with dentists, deportologos, dermatologists, speech, and even guys who make logos but in matters of urologists, with whom the matter is more delicate, this was my first time.

should add that my mom was as excited, "Excited? In such an appointment the last thing you feel is excitement, of course, as it was not that who you are going to grope her little accomplice.

With courage and indecision I approached the secretary, told him that I was Julian Hernandez, blog, and had appointment with the doctor. She, with the friendliness that characterizes the secretaries told me that made me go, and while I had to fill some daticos.

Although the questions were routine, I must confess that I hesitated a little when I asked how much media, that is, if I had gone to the dentist had said 1.82 mt. But as I was with you-know-who did not know which one was asking.

In such a man out of office, not the doctor, was a patient. Patient who went pretty happy, which left me prevented. What is worse, out of the urologist sad or happy? I do not know, would have preferred that I had not left anyone. What is inside? Why this man came to face ponqué? God knows.

"Mr. Hernandez, follow-me said Secretary

-Master "I corrected

My mother, loved her, I asked if I wanted to accompany me, I said no, that calm, that the better things was lost.

opened, entered, closed it and sat down.

- Julian What else? "The man was picadísimo to break the ice
doctor
" Well good, so good

-ahh good, tell me what brings you here?

"It brings me down here because the MIO but today I came by taxi

-man lol, seriously What brings you here?

"Well how do you say doctor? Is that my mother, so it's an excellent mother was irresponsible enough to not having circumcised

- What? Really? Do not you down? Let me see

- What? How so? "I said," just like that? "Without a glass of wine ... a compliment ... not a minced eye?

"No man, seriously, get off your pants and lie beyond

fact if I did, I lowered my pants and went to sleep on the couch.

He noted, the trial and told me go.

- are you ready? I asked

"Yes, ready

- Already I did the circumcision?

"No, that we do in another week or so. What I say is that I saw enough. Come I explain how it is.

returned to the desk and instructed the subject, I said the benefits of circumcision, why had to do it, as was the proper procedure and recovery.

***

left for Coomeva Hence, I gave a couple of papers and told me that in eight days away by the orders of the operation.

Indeed, eight days after claiming it was beyond me. Then I went to the office doctor's appointment to the pre surgery. While there used to repeat the famous question benefits of circumcision do not know if I've told them, I suffer from Alzheimer.

"Julian, I thought I already told you that

" If a doctor, but is to reconfirm the data. Is that I write a blog, and least I forget them at least in the first publication

"Well, circumcision, although it does not seem very important: the part that I'm going to take ...

- what I will remove? "I interrupted alarmed mean I'll be more little?

-No, size is not going to affect. What I'm going to remove the leather bag over the head of the penis, see

show you - No! Here I'm showing, do not have to be so graphic doctor, I trust you

"Oh Julian do you you have in that head?

-leather, you will remove me "as he forgot?

As expected, he ignored me and continued. The sleeves of his unbuttoned shirt and illustrated with an example which also involved his hand. To me really made me very hard to grasp the metaphor.

Turning to the benefits, he said that first of all health, hygiene, that the party takes me most is just the recipient of sexually transmitted diseases, and also the most sensible, therefore, removed and that part, one lasts longer.

are more benefits but I do not remember, they are still owes, or search the internet, or ask a doctor, or what do I know? Wait and little by little I'm going to count.

In that query I took a lot. That same day I also attended the anesthesiologist, I spent the diet for the day of surgery and gave me a couple of recommendations.

DAY SURGERY

That day I woke up early because I had good lunch lockout: a broth, a little juices of mango and two cookies Ducal. The Ducal "said the doctor, were to feel hungry, avoid the bad was that he did not say how long, because when I was dying and so cutting edge that had hijuemadre.

was four in the afternoon and I was already in the waiting room of the operating room. It was a tiny little room and there were many people: a girl, her mother (her), two ladies, sir, my mom and me.

A nurse came for me and took me to a room that served as a dressing room. I moved there, I weighed, and returned to where my mom.

When I arrived I found that this was already telling his whole life to the other lady, the mother of the girl who was there, not yours, but my mom has a great need to make friends wherever, does not lose any opportunity, in line at a bank, buying milk at the bakery, or in default in the operating room.

I noticed that both the girl and her mother (her) looked at me with some mischief, indicating that they knew that I was going to intervene. For my part, I did not hesitate in any detail, I sat beside my mother and pretended there was not anyone.

I run out and immediately think my head was filled with negative thoughts, anxiety that I had saved over the weekend I invaded in just seconds. I did not want to think about anything, I did not feel anything, but it was inevitable. I was scared like never felt before. He tried to laugh, trying to hide what he was feeling, but it was impossible: a mother always apparent what a child is feeling. Support

my arms on my legs and leaned forward. In moments like that too many words, words are: my mom just sobarme back made me feel that had his full support, with full force, everything would be alright, she was going to be there as it always has been, as always will be, will be there unconditionally for what I need. As only a mother does.

And I hated it. I hated myself for not having been with her when she touched him. In the past year and a half have undergone surgery three times and none have been with her in any sovereign him back as she did, none will pass my strength as she passed me, none I spent five hours in the waiting room. Damn.

is inevitable that your life is at stake, as an operation, simpler it is, always has its risks.

lost track of time, do not know how many minutes passed, I do not know if they were many or if they were few, was submerged in a sea of \u200b\u200bmeaningless thoughts. Suddenly reacted and I realized they were talking about my

"The worst is that he is terrified of shots," said my mom's mom

Girl - Julian Really? -Already knew my name and all

"No, that was before, now I'm a new man

was reassuring to know that even in those times had the ability to suck cock. In these became a nurse, took some papers on the table, seeing that this was the only man looked at me and asked me if I was ready. I nodded, hugged my mom and I went to the nurse.

"Hi Julian, I am Patricia and I'll be with you throughout the procedure, I he said as we walked into the operating room

"Thank you, I told you do me a favor? What happens is that I think I got the wrong Batol, see if you are watching me buttocks, porfa

With the famous technique of 'no, but come see' I opened the coat halfway, and looked I said: "There will



We placed her foot, felt like my breathing grew more slowly every time we approached.

Theatre number two, I get Andrea tells me that she is the instrument, I smile, reassuring me, saying that everything will go well, the doctor must be to come. Patricia I lie on that thing where they operate and try to get a chat, ask me about my life, every two seconds I wondered if I'm ready, that if I have nerves. Hesitantly I say no, that neither the one nor the other, I'm not quiet but I have no nerves. I'm shaking. Can not stop shaking.

The clock is ticking, they talk among themselves, sometimes I put a tablespoon. I keep shaking, Patricia clothes me, I smile, tell me and I will go prepared, take a needle and a vein cauterized my left hand. It did not hurt.

look at the clock, for 20 minutes I had to have surgery, I'm shaking, I feel the cold is it is so cold that not even sorry? Is not it cold? Could it be that the nerves? Beside the clock is a Christ hanging on the wall.

"Sir, I am glad to see him here, mentally say to Jesus

I answer anything, I need not answer me, I know they are watching me, I know he is listening.

"So my relationship with your church is not the best," I keep saying, you know that I to you I've got you in the right. You know that you wanted it that way, and among all, you know that I you like me you

He still does not answer.

"Whatever happens, continuous-thanks for everything ...

" Good afternoon, anesthesiologist came in

"Doctor, how are? "He says Patricia

He goes, ask me how I am, I say I've been better, but I can not complain, I said that the doctor is changing, do not delay, I say it does not matter if I will see him before going to sleep, what happens is that I have something important to say. He tells me that smart, not to worry. Andrea Patricia and the anesthesiologist will have everything you had told them, the environment becomes familiar, I get a laugh, they also laugh.

These doctor comes, and with it a chill that ran through me. I think I turned pale, I'm sure I turned pale. "Good

How are you? , Greets the old JuanCa, the urologist

"Well Doctor Patricia respond in unison and Andrea was the only thing is that you and this gentleman turned pale

- Miss! , The corrected

Suddenly I heard a voice coming from behind

-still breathing, "was the anesthesiologist

Still breathing? When I started doing it? When do I put this mask? "I was a bit out of place, like a fool.

- I'm going to sleep? "I asked the anesthesiologist

" If

"Well," said voice-wise my future is in your hands, literally. I want to have two children, being a parent is my greatest desire ... Much Eye Doc, well pulidito, I see ... "Julian



- Who are you? Where am I?

***

I had four days to forget, Tuesday through Friday, it was horrible, kept the whole day lying in bed, not even the most reluctant slightest touch on my little accessory, I just stopped eating and 'uncomment', held in ball, slept in one position, her back had fucked I had to do everything. I wanted to die. That shit be so.

The day after the operation on Tuesday to be exact, the clinic sent a nurse to look like I was. Her dear, I considered, examined the surgery, and said we looked good on both, we were getting a great recovery, and for sure in a couple of days were going to be fine.

There are two things you blame my mother, one is not me circumcised when I was little, because he continues, "and the other is that when I did I not asked my doctor if I could bathe or not. And while he insisted:

"Mommy, when he, the doctor to tell you how the operation went, I asked him if I can swim after, porfa," I said two seconds before entering the operating room at Dona
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As you forgot to ask the doc, I had to ask the nurse who came to my house, she said - and eye to this, that I was not going to happen to bathe, that neither of the whores, that rather ...

was Friday and I was sucked. Do not bathe for four long days is not easy, I return the hair greasy, the scents that leave your body are not the best, the skin becomes unbearable and you pecueca, or say, horribly offensive.

do not understand how there are people who endure so long and not shower, so I admire Ana Karina Soto, should not be easily washed failure, clarified, because she has already shown that if-

said he could not stand one more day, thank goodness it was a few hours before the appointment with the doctor. The Fi (remember to pronounce 'fai') and was coming and I was almost ready, it was just put on my shorts.

- 'I was just putting on a voice-listen pantaloneta' something sarcastic-"you're dumb or what? That's the hardest part, that's the worst-House is that you? It was my conscience

which to that call, which warned me what was coming. But I, like I never move me, I put on my shorts and so fucking pain. I could not, I took it off of one, was unbearable, the slightest friction resulted in the greatest of my misfortunes.

Juli "You are strong, all male, we will demonstrate that these fact-as I told myself to encourage me and the entire pod.

"You and I know we're not going to" that voice again, House is that you?

I removed the net for the best shorts I have, I counted to ten and when I was six I got the shorts without even thinking about the consequences. Jueputa, hurts, it hurts. That's when the decision to take the front of the shorts and grabbed the monkey as when a "weapon tent ', the men understand me. It was the best decision he made in a long time.

So I came to office, the visual image was reprehensible, never in my life had been so vulnerable. The image, as I say, it was pathetic, and full office as pa 'vary.

"You come to the doctor Erazo he asked an old man in the seat next



-If-This as delayed

- Yes? "I replied with a face like 'ask me As I care ', sorry, but unlike my mom, I'm not good at making friends in public places

"Yes, I'm here from the four

I turn and I started talking to my brother, I do not usually be rude, but at that time in that situation, the last thing I wanted was to talk to a queer old man about to enter a prostate exam.

I finally did go, had not come and I was already down the shorts, I know the last time I asked if you want some wine, but this time I could not stand another second that.

- What else man?

"Well doctor,

here ... - And how have you been?

"Well it could be better

" Well, let's see that

"Doctor, do not call it so, also look at the sentiment, if not able to tell Achilles, at least tell the operator, the Littlest , as desired. But do not tell 'it'

"Well, let's take that

-Doctor what you just said? -A moment: What to remove? Did he take? - Huy a still-ringing me and put me on guard

-Man, "said the doctor," I meant

He emphasized the plastic that was wrapped in my little accomplice. Is not he told? The was wrapped in a paper sheath and contact all those days.

Do not lie, that was removed from the far more horrible than I have ever experienced. Never, and I mean it, I had never experienced such pain. Jueputa, I remember and it hurts. It's indescribable. Truth does not want to talk about that. It is the worst thing that has happened in my life, I swear, it hurt me to my soul. You sweat

-dude-doc told me after I removed the plastic

"Thanks doc, coming from you that's a compliment," I answered and if not only made me sweat, I did was to pray "That

goes, that's nothing, gave me a pat on the back and sat on his desk

Yo, I still recovering from such pain, I had no strength to answer. It would have been better than I would have taken, I thought the pain is horrible.

"See doc, I told ya when I was recovering, I recommend the inability

-ahh of course, you become disabled for a week, and he, he can not be active for a month

" Another little thing, " What is are the benefits of circumcision?

- because you always ask me the same thing? And he added without giving me an opportunity to respond, first of all, hygiene. Second of all: going to last longer when you have sex. And third of all: reducís chances of getting some kind of disease. Now is not that what going to get into any huaca right?

"No doctor, as it happens, always very selective in this regard

-ahh well, I'm glad

While writing the medical excuse, I got to detail as had been my little accomplice.

-Doctor, doctor, "I called desperately," I went out another

roe-roe you, that's a 'hematomita'

- Hematomita? That is very large (the hematoma, not the chichi)-was impressed, and had to be, my boy had been deformed, "that's going to be so ugly?

"No, I'm polishing. That is left as

Journal - And how long I'll be so good at all?

I do not know in another week you'll be better ...

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between cameras and lights

"It is practically impossible to write well without reading much ;

unless one is a Homer. " Faciolince Héctor Abad.

Let's face for once: I went to see the lighting of the city with my family and a friend of my sister, solely because I knew that going could pass relatively well while others mocked me.

did not want to go, I admit, but how to resist such a plan, my sister had invited one of his best friends, who is, in turn, one of the ugliest. Although not say ugly, is a friend of my sister and deserves my respect, call it "visually uncomfortable, "I do not want hurt feelings. Or at least not many, I guess my sister is going to crack when I read this and her friend whose name I shall not name to protect his identity, I will stop talking, at least.

It-my sister-I have noticed two particular characteristics: the first is that it always meets ugly old to always excel in the group-which does not need to know because those who know which is a bombonzazo. I have argued that all the good genes went with it, "the second phenomenon that I discovered all these years of extensive research is that the the above is uglier, more endearing is that friendship. What a strange thing right?

The trip to the lighting was very similar to almost all the trips that the average Cali is illuminating, as we live relatively close to taxi, we decided to take irrelevant fact as he had lived we would have taken far too taxi, but hey.

De primerazo decided that we were not going to ride the train, or train what to call it? Lighted that thing goes on rail tracks do you say? Shit! Every time I'm more ignorant.

said we were not going to ride that thing rolling because to do so first we had to suck a row impressive, you can not imagine, was a line almost as long as expected to have had Santa Fe fans to watch their team was crowned champion. And second, because I do not know, do not they just the first reason?

For those not aware, the issue of lighting in Cali this year was the living nature, or wildlife, or wild life, the case, the idea was to put some animals and that there shining what they did.

When we started the tour first thing I did was move my phone, ie was in the back pocket and wanted to put it in the front pocket, so be careful, you never know, that kind gamín going places and is much better not give papaya. The problem was that when I sent his pocket did not find my Blackberry, I was first scared and then I decided to make a row of "strake mandaca" scandal that ultimately did not do it before you start screaming like crazy in heat I remembered that I had Blackberry and the cellphone she had left at home next to my X-Box console I have not, but that is beside the point, is a subject that I have pending with the Divine long baby.

Here I make a clarification, saying "crazy zeal" I'm not referring to the crazy jealous as I have had girlfriends, I do not want to walk around telling me I name in my publications, especially knowing that I with that kind of thing I am very respectful.

precautions had to be taken seriously, I remember seeing at least a hundred guys "PF", that is dangerous and ugly, I can swear, by my side went a league that could see it was more dangerous than handing out bonuses Silvestre Dangond double in a day, and, in turn, be uglier than the father giving ass.

passed along our route as usual, I spoke to Mauro, who for many months acted as brother and together Rajab this picturesque environment that surrounded them.

"Go Juli will you take? Asked my sister.

-Let, a beer there to heat engines, "he said.

"Do not be silly, I'm saying that if you take photos but do not drink.

"Well, go then," I reluctantly agreed and I got the camera.

The first that landed was the friend of my sister, we went through the water section and I politely suggested that she made with a fish that was out there near us. I took the picture and my brother asked me

- What, Juli, how he got the fish?

- Which of the two? "I did not know for sure if I asked for my sister's friend or the one that was lit.

-fish, "he said, no catfish! -That Mauro had a very fine mood, I will miss.

Following the role of photographer I told my sister and her friend to pose next to the other attractions: a lazy hearing I thought his name was called, but then realized it was not more than a bear, a stingray pierced on the road, I heard my mother warned him the location of this to my sister with a "careful with that stingray" and I I managed to think just how Steve Irwin had not given by a phrase like; near that stingray had made a couple of crocodiles, the organizers say that accommodated depending on their habitat and seafood as well but I know the black humor of people and no one really gets on my head the idea that they placed CONSCIOUS that mean to the poor crocodile hunter.

And speaking of crocodiles, imagine I saw one go about ten feet from me. And then another and another, that was invaded by Crocodile. Ate a cob, other dogs, hamburgers, everything. Wished I had brought my friend Camilo José, he has that maluco gustico well and had fun trying to get up in droves every Crocodile he saw happen. I know you read this and take this opportunity to apologize for not having said, amiguis, that right out I would have liked to leagues note that you need to take you out for a walk. These days I take you through 14 of Calima.

From time to time, when I took a picture of my sister's friend, I made a slight movement of the camera so that photos come out blurry. There he showed the photo and said it looked so strange, that this camera was as damaging.

Finally I took one last picture and said

-Huy no, Mildred, those photos are coming out horrible, I referred to it, course, but the poor did not understand.

- Is it true that you? "He replied immediately," What have happened to the camera? That horrible photos.

"Yes, very true.

Then I held my laughter and I remembered how fun it is when the victims of the few sarcasms command are not able to understand. There I took a look at my ex brother in law and he celebrated that at least if he had captured.