(A year ago I wrote what some categorized as the best ever seen in this space. As a memorial to publish it again for you to read those who have not done and remember those whom they love. Needless to say, if the post definitely does not like this is not a blog for you. Hope you will enjoy reading as much as I enjoyed writing ) .
D fter postpone surgery so that I did as a child, and seeing that it was becoming later: I prepared myself mentally and I told my mom asked me an appointment with a specialist in penises.
I asked him to ask among friends for a urologist to whom I could leave my future in his hands, literally. Then, a few days later, my mother already had happy contact doctor.
It was Dr. Juan Carlos Erazo, Urologist Surgeon at the University of Chile, who serves on the Clinical Imbanaco here in the city of Cali.
7:00 a.m.
"Hello
-Q 'there, have you raised? -Was my mom
- No!
- What do you think to get up?
"No ma, I'm usually always asleep before getting up, and even though I try, I have not been able to develop that skill
millet
"Well, it is raising
- Why? Not that today was the appointment with the urologist
- Yes! And it is at eight, so it is raising "heard? C is in the tower, here I hope ... And not if you happen to be late.
She was already there. Not because it is a feverish schizophrenic arrives an hour before their appointments, but because in those days was doing some therapy on the same site.
7:15 a.m.
- Hello!
-Q '"and got up there?
- Oh no!
-See Julian: the appointment is for eight. Not going to be late because I should say. This Doctor is very busy. Well
10 minutes later
- Hello!
-Q '"and got up there?
"If Mrs.
- and you bathe?
-Ahh Do you also have to swim?
He said nothing and hung up.
Incredibly, and against all odds I could get there in time. I will not deny that I was a little cautious, scared shitless "Who does not? I had appointments with dentists, deportologos, dermatologists, speech, and even guys who make logos but in matters of urologists, with whom the matter is more delicate, this was my first time.
should add that my mom was as excited, "Excited? In such an appointment the last thing you feel is excitement, of course, as it was not that who you are going to grope her little accomplice.
With courage and indecision I approached the secretary, told him that I was Julian Hernandez, blog, and had appointment with the doctor. She, with the friendliness that characterizes the secretaries told me that made me go, and while I had to fill some daticos.
Although the questions were routine, I must confess that I hesitated a little when I asked how much media, that is, if I had gone to the dentist had said 1.82 mt. But as I was with you-know-who did not know which one was asking.
In such a man out of office, not the doctor, was a patient. Patient who went pretty happy, which left me prevented. What is worse, out of the urologist sad or happy? I do not know, would have preferred that I had not left anyone. What is inside? Why this man came to face ponqué? God knows.
"Mr. Hernandez, follow-me said Secretary
-Master "I corrected
My mother, loved her, I asked if I wanted to accompany me, I said no, that calm, that the better things was lost.
opened, entered, closed it and sat down.
- Julian What else? "The man was picadísimo to break the ice
doctor
" Well good, so good
-ahh good, tell me what brings you here?
"It brings me down here because the MIO but today I came by taxi
-man lol, seriously What brings you here?
"Well how do you say doctor? Is that my mother, so it's an excellent mother was irresponsible enough to not having circumcised
- What? Really? Do not you down? Let me see
- What? How so? "I said," just like that? "Without a glass of wine ... a compliment ... not a minced eye?
"No man, seriously, get off your pants and lie beyond
fact if I did, I lowered my pants and went to sleep on the couch.
He noted, the trial and told me go.
- are you ready? I asked
"Yes, ready
- Already I did the circumcision?
"No, that we do in another week or so. What I say is that I saw enough. Come I explain how it is.
returned to the desk and instructed the subject, I said the benefits of circumcision, why had to do it, as was the proper procedure and recovery.
***
left for Coomeva Hence, I gave a couple of papers and told me that in eight days away by the orders of the operation.
Indeed, eight days after claiming it was beyond me. Then I went to the office doctor's appointment to the pre surgery. While there used to repeat the famous question benefits of circumcision do not know if I've told them, I suffer from Alzheimer.
"Julian, I thought I already told you that
" If a doctor, but is to reconfirm the data. Is that I write a blog, and least I forget them at least in the first publication
"Well, circumcision, although it does not seem very important: the part that I'm going to take ...
- what I will remove? "I interrupted alarmed mean I'll be more little?
-No, size is not going to affect. What I'm going to remove the leather bag over the head of the penis, see
show you - No! Here I'm showing, do not have to be so graphic doctor, I trust you
"Oh Julian do you you have in that head?
-leather, you will remove me "as he forgot?
As expected, he ignored me and continued. The sleeves of his unbuttoned shirt and illustrated with an example which also involved his hand. To me really made me very hard to grasp the metaphor.
Turning to the benefits, he said that first of all health, hygiene, that the party takes me most is just the recipient of sexually transmitted diseases, and also the most sensible, therefore, removed and that part, one lasts longer.
are more benefits but I do not remember, they are still owes, or search the internet, or ask a doctor, or what do I know? Wait and little by little I'm going to count.
In that query I took a lot. That same day I also attended the anesthesiologist, I spent the diet for the day of surgery and gave me a couple of recommendations.
DAY SURGERY
That day I woke up early because I had good lunch lockout: a broth, a little juices of mango and two cookies Ducal. The Ducal "said the doctor, were to feel hungry, avoid the bad was that he did not say how long, because when I was dying and so cutting edge that had hijuemadre.
was four in the afternoon and I was already in the waiting room of the operating room. It was a tiny little room and there were many people: a girl, her mother (her), two ladies, sir, my mom and me.
A nurse came for me and took me to a room that served as a dressing room. I moved there, I weighed, and returned to where my mom.
When I arrived I found that this was already telling his whole life to the other lady, the mother of the girl who was there, not yours, but my mom has a great need to make friends wherever, does not lose any opportunity, in line at a bank, buying milk at the bakery, or in default in the operating room.
I noticed that both the girl and her mother (her) looked at me with some mischief, indicating that they knew that I was going to intervene. For my part, I did not hesitate in any detail, I sat beside my mother and pretended there was not anyone.
I run out and immediately think my head was filled with negative thoughts, anxiety that I had saved over the weekend I invaded in just seconds. I did not want to think about anything, I did not feel anything, but it was inevitable. I was scared like never felt before. He tried to laugh, trying to hide what he was feeling, but it was impossible: a mother always apparent what a child is feeling. Support
my arms on my legs and leaned forward. In moments like that too many words, words are: my mom just sobarme back made me feel that had his full support, with full force, everything would be alright, she was going to be there as it always has been, as always will be, will be there unconditionally for what I need. As only a mother does.
And I hated it. I hated myself for not having been with her when she touched him. In the past year and a half have undergone surgery three times and none have been with her in any sovereign him back as she did, none will pass my strength as she passed me, none I spent five hours in the waiting room. Damn.
is inevitable that your life is at stake, as an operation, simpler it is, always has its risks.
lost track of time, do not know how many minutes passed, I do not know if they were many or if they were few, was submerged in a sea of \u200b\u200bmeaningless thoughts. Suddenly reacted and I realized they were talking about my
"The worst is that he is terrified of shots," said my mom's mom
Girl - Julian Really? -Already knew my name and all
"No, that was before, now I'm a new man
was reassuring to know that even in those times had the ability to suck cock. In these became a nurse, took some papers on the table, seeing that this was the only man looked at me and asked me if I was ready. I nodded, hugged my mom and I went to the nurse.
"Hi Julian, I am Patricia and I'll be with you throughout the procedure, I he said as we walked into the operating room
"Thank you, I told you do me a favor? What happens is that I think I got the wrong Batol, see if you are watching me buttocks, porfa
With the famous technique of 'no, but come see' I opened the coat halfway, and looked I said: "There will
We placed her foot, felt like my breathing grew more slowly every time we approached.
Theatre number two, I get Andrea tells me that she is the instrument, I smile, reassuring me, saying that everything will go well, the doctor must be to come. Patricia I lie on that thing where they operate and try to get a chat, ask me about my life, every two seconds I wondered if I'm ready, that if I have nerves. Hesitantly I say no, that neither the one nor the other, I'm not quiet but I have no nerves. I'm shaking. Can not stop shaking.
The clock is ticking, they talk among themselves, sometimes I put a tablespoon. I keep shaking, Patricia clothes me, I smile, tell me and I will go prepared, take a needle and a vein cauterized my left hand. It did not hurt.
look at the clock, for 20 minutes I had to have surgery, I'm shaking, I feel the cold is it is so cold that not even sorry? Is not it cold? Could it be that the nerves? Beside the clock is a Christ hanging on the wall.
"Sir, I am glad to see him here, mentally say to Jesus
I answer anything, I need not answer me, I know they are watching me, I know he is listening.
"So my relationship with your church is not the best," I keep saying, you know that I to you I've got you in the right. You know that you wanted it that way, and among all, you know that I you like me you
He still does not answer.
"Whatever happens, continuous-thanks for everything ...
" Good afternoon, anesthesiologist came in
"Doctor, how are? "He says Patricia
He goes, ask me how I am, I say I've been better, but I can not complain, I said that the doctor is changing, do not delay, I say it does not matter if I will see him before going to sleep, what happens is that I have something important to say. He tells me that smart, not to worry. Andrea Patricia and the anesthesiologist will have everything you had told them, the environment becomes familiar, I get a laugh, they also laugh.
These doctor comes, and with it a chill that ran through me. I think I turned pale, I'm sure I turned pale. "Good
How are you? , Greets the old JuanCa, the urologist
"Well Doctor Patricia respond in unison and Andrea was the only thing is that you and this gentleman turned pale
- Miss! , The corrected
Suddenly I heard a voice coming from behind
-still breathing, "was the anesthesiologist
Still breathing? When I started doing it? When do I put this mask? "I was a bit out of place, like a fool.
- I'm going to sleep? "I asked the anesthesiologist
" If
"Well," said voice-wise my future is in your hands, literally. I want to have two children, being a parent is my greatest desire ... Much Eye Doc, well pulidito, I see ... "Julian
- Who are you? Where am I?
***
I had four days to forget, Tuesday through Friday, it was horrible, kept the whole day lying in bed, not even the most reluctant slightest touch on my little accessory, I just stopped eating and 'uncomment', held in ball, slept in one position, her back had fucked I had to do everything. I wanted to die. That shit be so.
The day after the operation on Tuesday to be exact, the clinic sent a nurse to look like I was. Her dear, I considered, examined the surgery, and said we looked good on both, we were getting a great recovery, and for sure in a couple of days were going to be fine.
There are two things you blame my mother, one is not me circumcised when I was little, because he continues, "and the other is that when I did I not asked my doctor if I could bathe or not. And while he insisted:
"Mommy, when he, the doctor to tell you how the operation went, I asked him if I can swim after, porfa," I said two seconds before entering the operating room at Dona
Yaneth
As you forgot to ask the doc, I had to ask the nurse who came to my house, she said - and eye to this, that I was not going to happen to bathe, that neither of the whores, that rather ...
was Friday and I was sucked. Do not bathe for four long days is not easy, I return the hair greasy, the scents that leave your body are not the best, the skin becomes unbearable and you pecueca, or say, horribly offensive.
do not understand how there are people who endure so long and not shower, so I admire Ana Karina Soto, should not be easily washed failure, clarified, because she has already shown that if-
said he could not stand one more day, thank goodness it was a few hours before the appointment with the doctor. The Fi (remember to pronounce 'fai') and was coming and I was almost ready, it was just put on my shorts.
- 'I was just putting on a voice-listen pantaloneta' something sarcastic-"you're dumb or what? That's the hardest part, that's the worst-House is that you? It was my conscience
which to that call, which warned me what was coming. But I, like I never move me, I put on my shorts and so fucking pain. I could not, I took it off of one, was unbearable, the slightest friction resulted in the greatest of my misfortunes.
Juli "You are strong, all male, we will demonstrate that these fact-as I told myself to encourage me and the entire pod.
"You and I know we're not going to" that voice again, House is that you?
I removed the net for the best shorts I have, I counted to ten and when I was six I got the shorts without even thinking about the consequences. Jueputa, hurts, it hurts. That's when the decision to take the front of the shorts and grabbed the monkey as when a "weapon tent ', the men understand me. It was the best decision he made in a long time.
So I came to office, the visual image was reprehensible, never in my life had been so vulnerable. The image, as I say, it was pathetic, and full office as pa 'vary.
"You come to the doctor Erazo he asked an old man in the seat next
-If-This as delayed
- Yes? "I replied with a face like 'ask me As I care ', sorry, but unlike my mom, I'm not good at making friends in public places
"Yes, I'm here from the four
I turn and I started talking to my brother, I do not usually be rude, but at that time in that situation, the last thing I wanted was to talk to a queer old man about to enter a prostate exam.
I finally did go, had not come and I was already down the shorts, I know the last time I asked if you want some wine, but this time I could not stand another second that.
- What else man?
"Well doctor,
here ... - And how have you been?
"Well it could be better
" Well, let's see that
"Doctor, do not call it so, also look at the sentiment, if not able to tell Achilles, at least tell the operator, the Littlest , as desired. But do not tell 'it'
"Well, let's take that
-Doctor what you just said? -A moment: What to remove? Did he take? - Huy a still-ringing me and put me on guard
-Man, "said the doctor," I meant
He emphasized the plastic that was wrapped in my little accomplice. Is not he told? The was wrapped in a paper sheath and contact all those days.
Do not lie, that was removed from the far more horrible than I have ever experienced. Never, and I mean it, I had never experienced such pain. Jueputa, I remember and it hurts. It's indescribable. Truth does not want to talk about that. It is the worst thing that has happened in my life, I swear, it hurt me to my soul. You sweat
-dude-doc told me after I removed the plastic
"Thanks doc, coming from you that's a compliment," I answered and if not only made me sweat, I did was to pray "That
goes, that's nothing, gave me a pat on the back and sat on his desk
Yo, I still recovering from such pain, I had no strength to answer. It would have been better than I would have taken, I thought the pain is horrible.
"See doc, I told ya when I was recovering, I recommend the inability
-ahh of course, you become disabled for a week, and he, he can not be active for a month
" Another little thing, " What is are the benefits of circumcision?
- because you always ask me the same thing? And he added without giving me an opportunity to respond, first of all, hygiene. Second of all: going to last longer when you have sex. And third of all: reducís chances of getting some kind of disease. Now is not that what going to get into any huaca right?
"No doctor, as it happens, always very selective in this regard
-ahh well, I'm glad
While writing the medical excuse, I got to detail as had been my little accomplice.
-Doctor, doctor, "I called desperately," I went out another
roe-roe you, that's a 'hematomita'
- Hematomita? That is very large (the hematoma, not the chichi)-was impressed, and had to be, my boy had been deformed, "that's going to be so ugly?
"No, I'm polishing. That is left as
Journal - And how long I'll be so good at all?
I do not know in another week you'll be better ...
