"It is practically impossible to write well without reading much ;
unless one is a Homer. " Faciolince Héctor Abad.
Let's face for once: I went to see the lighting of the city with my family and a friend of my sister, solely because I knew that going could pass relatively well while others mocked me.
did not want to go, I admit, but how to resist such a plan, my sister had invited one of his best friends, who is, in turn, one of the ugliest. Although not say ugly, is a friend of my sister and deserves my respect, call it "visually uncomfortable, "I do not want hurt feelings. Or at least not many, I guess my sister is going to crack when I read this and her friend whose name I shall not name to protect his identity, I will stop talking, at least.
It-my sister-I have noticed two particular characteristics: the first is that it always meets ugly old to always excel in the group-which does not need to know because those who know which is a bombonzazo. I have argued that all the good genes went with it, "the second phenomenon that I discovered all these years of extensive research is that the the above is uglier, more endearing is that friendship. What a strange thing right?
The trip to the lighting was very similar to almost all the trips that the average Cali is illuminating, as we live relatively close to taxi, we decided to take irrelevant fact as he had lived we would have taken far too taxi, but hey.
De primerazo decided that we were not going to ride the train, or train what to call it? Lighted that thing goes on rail tracks do you say? Shit! Every time I'm more ignorant.
said we were not going to ride that thing rolling because to do so first we had to suck a row impressive, you can not imagine, was a line almost as long as expected to have had Santa Fe fans to watch their team was crowned champion. And second, because I do not know, do not they just the first reason?
For those not aware, the issue of lighting in Cali this year was the living nature, or wildlife, or wild life, the case, the idea was to put some animals and that there shining what they did.
When we started the tour first thing I did was move my phone, ie was in the back pocket and wanted to put it in the front pocket, so be careful, you never know, that kind gamín going places and is much better not give papaya. The problem was that when I sent his pocket did not find my Blackberry, I was first scared and then I decided to make a row of "strake mandaca" scandal that ultimately did not do it before you start screaming like crazy in heat I remembered that I had Blackberry and the cellphone she had left at home next to my X-Box console I have not, but that is beside the point, is a subject that I have pending with the Divine long baby.
Here I make a clarification, saying "crazy zeal" I'm not referring to the crazy jealous as I have had girlfriends, I do not want to walk around telling me I name in my publications, especially knowing that I with that kind of thing I am very respectful.
precautions had to be taken seriously, I remember seeing at least a hundred guys "PF", that is dangerous and ugly, I can swear, by my side went a league that could see it was more dangerous than handing out bonuses Silvestre Dangond double in a day, and, in turn, be uglier than the father giving ass.
passed along our route as usual, I spoke to Mauro, who for many months acted as brother and together Rajab this picturesque environment that surrounded them.
"Go Juli will you take? Asked my sister.
-Let, a beer there to heat engines, "he said.
"Do not be silly, I'm saying that if you take photos but do not drink.
"Well, go then," I reluctantly agreed and I got the camera.
The first that landed was the friend of my sister, we went through the water section and I politely suggested that she made with a fish that was out there near us. I took the picture and my brother asked me
- What, Juli, how he got the fish?
- Which of the two? "I did not know for sure if I asked for my sister's friend or the one that was lit.
-fish, "he said, no catfish! -That Mauro had a very fine mood, I will miss.
Following the role of photographer I told my sister and her friend to pose next to the other attractions: a lazy hearing I thought his name was called, but then realized it was not more than a bear, a stingray pierced on the road, I heard my mother warned him the location of this to my sister with a "careful with that stingray" and I I managed to think just how Steve Irwin had not given by a phrase like; near that stingray had made a couple of crocodiles, the organizers say that accommodated depending on their habitat and seafood as well but I know the black humor of people and no one really gets on my head the idea that they placed CONSCIOUS that mean to the poor crocodile hunter.
And speaking of crocodiles, imagine I saw one go about ten feet from me. And then another and another, that was invaded by Crocodile. Ate a cob, other dogs, hamburgers, everything. Wished I had brought my friend Camilo José, he has that maluco gustico well and had fun trying to get up in droves every Crocodile he saw happen. I know you read this and take this opportunity to apologize for not having said, amiguis, that right out I would have liked to leagues note that you need to take you out for a walk. These days I take you through 14 of Calima.
From time to time, when I took a picture of my sister's friend, I made a slight movement of the camera so that photos come out blurry. There he showed the photo and said it looked so strange, that this camera was as damaging.
Finally I took one last picture and said
-Huy no, Mildred, those photos are coming out horrible, I referred to it, course, but the poor did not understand.
- Is it true that you? "He replied immediately," What have happened to the camera? That horrible photos.
"Yes, very true.
Then I held my laughter and I remembered how fun it is when the victims of the few sarcasms command are not able to understand. There I took a look at my ex brother in law and he celebrated that at least if he had captured.
