By Victor Solano
http://www.victorsolano.com/
@ solano
Twitter probably already have written many parodies of what would happen if the World Cup was made in Colombia. I, as a fun, scrappy chapucearé some ideas of 'If the World was made in Colombia "and we had to suffer for our beloved media.
If the World was made in Colombia:
· William Vinall Ch be the official announcer of all non-sports event. Eg would the official voice of the stops of mass transit systems, the official voice of the airline as the plane touches ground on Colombian soil ... "Attention Colooooooooooooooombia. We landed, sold as the sacred ground where we were born in this tieeeeeeeeerra Colombia, that's nice how the pilot was showcased in a belly flop ... Graciaaaaaaaaaas immortal by Avianca flying ... If you go to take the taxi tell their families: "I espeeeeren at home "...
· In the absence of an octopus as Paul, an Endangered Turtle bite dice to throw the lot of the games. A day later would be served ceviche in a street in the city in the Group B.
· Another option: The Colombian government, to blend with the predictions of the octopus Paul, would make a tender closed invitation to assign a pet to predict the results. The regions will send their candidates, but at the end wins a pig dressed as a gazelle as part of the proposal Nule Group.
· The foreign delegations could not concentrate because they would go quietly in the morning to day to day or, worse, on a date with Jotamario and evening with José Gabriel.
· At the time of the interviews in the press conference, Laura Acuña would not talk to technicians and Adriana Tono would ask why this seems like she sings.
· Vicky Dávila inaugurate a section called 'La Cosa Soccer' on you try once and for all take away the title to Shakira in that of the hips moving!
· Carlos Antonio Velez would advocate for simplicity syntactic dialect-nineteenth-language interpretation sports.
· Nielsen surveys, Ipsos, Napoleon Franco, Gallup and the other 50 of # AsiesRicardoJorge Colombia would give the best sports correspondent in history, enabled for international services.
· JJ Rendón be hired again, but as a commentator for RCN to cabals and advisor on hearsay by the Colombian Football Federation ... "Brazil is rumored to have an alien zombie cannibal mutant ninja you want lunch to the players of Colombia when in the tunnel to get on the pitch. To avoid this problem, it is better to give Colombia a 3 points of that game "...
· Ingrid Betancourt, from a beach on the islands Seychelles, announced in an interview with French TV would sue the Colombian government for $ 7 million in compensation for not attending the World Cup in Colombia and for that reason will be seen from the paradise.
· For the opening ceremony, Jorge Celedon sing How beautiful is this life, the best song in Colombia (who is Mexican) and Shakira sing 'Guasca-Guasca' (which in turn will have been kidnapped in Los Carrangueros Ráquira .)
· Sports journalism will be of congratulations especially because one of their own will be Minister of Foreign Affairs: Former Ambassador Edgar Perea, who summoning all his arguments diplomatic elegance and good taste in dress, he would ask the first leaders attending the event, which lucieran some shirts designed by him with flowers, checks, stripes and erotic arabesques.
· Piedad Córdoba announce that new releases would occur but that the only condition that put the peace and selfless monks of the FARC is that it is in two days: On the opening day game, a helicopter would drop by half The Campin and then descend Piedad one of those released (could be in the minutes 5 'the first time, and another released in the final.
· Ahhhh, another little one condition: That the transmission and production of these two parties and banquets fine and discrete media entrusted to Telesur.
But there is hope we get rid of the brown bear galaxies. For the second time, as before throwing in the towel when we were assigned to the World Colombia86, a committee of experts say that with the money to make World Cup could be spent on hospitals, schools and other basic needs ...
the end, all However, this country without memory, allocate the resources of three world to put a dome to Bogota, paving the Magdalena River to have a highway "good boar" or the sewer Barranquilla ... The winner of that tournament will be Nulegate and Comptroller Dr. Olano.
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Question: What other pearls in the media would have if the World Cup was made in Colombia?
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